dance pants

pants usually worn by goth people, they have lots of zippers and chains. the stitching is a bright neon color. they are very, very, baggy

Did you see Dillon buying those dance pants at the mall???

by mmminaaa December 6, 2006

douche pants

when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.

omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.

can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.

this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.

by jtthrill! June 3, 2009

Jazzy Pants

When one is in the mood for intercourse and is a funny way to tell ones spouse.

Honey I'm so Jazzy Pants
Me too I'm totally Jazzy Pants

by Freshhipsterrr February 28, 2015

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011

assy pants

Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.

Jim has a case of the assy pants.

by keystone cops June 2, 2007

Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.

Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.

by Garrix September 17, 2005

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008