This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.
by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021
Get the Owen mug.An Owen is usually quite a complicated dude. He tends to be very nice, amazing smile (usually has dimples) fairly handsome and could probably get any girl if he wanted to. However, an Owen almost always has its down sides. Owen often times is socially awkard and doesn't like to speak a whole lot all the time. He is seen as more of an introverted extrovert- meaning once you get to know him well enough, he is a great guy. When spoken to he doesn't always have a whole lot to say either. It becomes quite a plain conversation when speaking to an Owen (mostly due to his kindness). Despite his kindness, he also can tend to be quite inconsiderate towards others. Not really catching what should be said and shouldn't- causing others to either hate him or truly dislike him. He doesn't express his emotions a whole lot but even when he does, he has a hard time doing so. He is a great guy, but often times misunderstood because how he is as person.
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by ThisIsNotAnOwen November 24, 2021
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When you play action in madden and fumble and lose the game then go beat bronze rocket league players.
by WilliamPolchinjr June 5, 2021
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Get the Owen Ladbrook Wood mug.Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.
Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023
Get the Owen mug.A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
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