Back road

The hair leading to your ass crack.

Damn I thought his happy trail was bad, you should see his back road!

by A-kendog01 July 10, 2019

road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.

"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."

by pariotto August 16, 2009

road dick

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.

Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.

by gasman1 July 27, 2011

road flipping

Term used when someone seems to be 'tripping'.

Fuckin brian ate 3 rolls an 2 hits of acid last nite and he started road flippin on me coming back from the club.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Road burger

another term for road kill... used in cases of road rage

me:THAT FUCKER JUST CUT ME OFF.
friend: uh shouldn"t you slow down?!!
Me: STFU,lM GOING TO MAKE ROAD BURGER OUT OF THAT ASS

by moonpeanut September 23, 2010

road kill

It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.

I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.

by Melonhead November 9, 2006

Middle of the road

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.

"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."

by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010