Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015
Get the john reedmug. A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021
Get the John Wickmug. Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.
Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?
Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!
Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!
by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011
Get the Coppa John'smug. ‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
Get the johns dadmug. The common name of an Asian citizen that has moved to an English speaking country and acquired a new name.
by JapBash February 27, 2017
Get the john chinmug. by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019
Get the John McGowanmug. Joe Chu was in love with a john clyde even though he was a lonely nerd. The match would never happen but Joe Chu could always hope.
by Danger noodle 666 February 19, 2017
Get the john clydemug.