jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad February 01, 2016
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slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.
Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"
by Flash1049 January 05, 2009
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hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep
I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep
by krys November 07, 2004
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circle jerk

When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.
He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.
by mangodebango October 09, 2011
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perch-jerking

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.
by kduda April 11, 2008
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Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.
That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy
by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010
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chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.
Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"
by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010
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