Any pair of pants that causes crack exposure when bending, squatting, or sitting. This can be a male or female phenomena. It often occurs with low-rider jeans.
Did you see her when she sat down? There was like a mile of crack!!! She shouldn't wear her crack pants without a belt.
by Lisa H August 5, 2007
Get the crack pants mug.when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.
omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.
can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.
this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.
can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.
this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.
by jtthrill! June 3, 2009
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Get the Jazzy Pants mug.Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.
by keystone cops June 2, 2007
Get the assy pants mug.Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.
Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."
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Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"
Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."
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Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"
Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
by Sings24 January 3, 2011
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