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Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack
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shag hoe

“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
by samdog618 January 21, 2020
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sea hoe

A sea hoe is a mermaid that has sex with every fish she sees
by jades mum July 6, 2015
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HOE-TASTIC

Fucking around, in general, while acting like a HOE.
With no shame in his game, he left his WIFE and his GIRLFRIEND at home to head out for another night of HOE-TASTIC fun!!!
by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ June 24, 2020
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Master Hoe

One who has mastered the art hoeing around. All his bitches know there place and play there roll.
Curtis is a master HOE. Marvin Jr. Is a novice. Marvin Jr. Houses these hoes. Feeds them lobster and shrimp.
by Sweet James July 21, 2018
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hoe-zer

Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.
Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."
by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009
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hoe-snapping

Sending the same snap to a mass amount of people instead of snapping each person individually. Usually done by attractive girls with lots of contacts in an attempt to keep streaks alive
Guy1: "Oh wow Bella just snapped me, she's so hot how lucky am I?"

Guy2: "Funny she just sent me a snap too."

Guy1: "Oh, she's hoe-snapping right now."
by bigcatphee November 18, 2016
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