HOE-TASTIC

Fucking around, in general, while acting like a HOE.

With no shame in his game, he left his WIFE and his GIRLFRIEND at home to head out for another night of HOE-TASTIC fun!!!

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ June 24, 2020

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Hotastic

An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.

That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.

by Laurie May 6, 2004

hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

Homtastic

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.

Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.

by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010

hottastic

To be on a level beyond merely hot or fantastic, into the area that no word yet exists. Tastic to the degree of hot.

That car was hottastic. Did you see that woman, she was hottastic.

by sprank August 31, 2006

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008