Pop music

Oops, did you mean to type in poop music?
Person #1: I hate poop music.
Person #2: Don't you mean pop music?
by Crilbus Bowlingfaggot October 14, 2019
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Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.
by Severe Autism January 12, 2019
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Music Theory

The principles/guidlines of classical, real music. Modern musicians tend to neglect music theory or have little knowledge of it. However, most knowledgeable musicians have a basic idea of theory. (Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen to cite two)
Person 1: "Hey, play me a Em, FM, and GM in common time so I can put together a solo using the Em scale."
Person 2: "Whats common time?"
Person 1: "Oh great, I'm jamming with a moron."

You look like an asshole when you don't know music theory.
by Markus5273 October 04, 2005
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butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.
Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!
by Kowulz March 31, 2007
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noise music

Noise music is a phrase that’s used by people who have no taste in music. They use “noise music” to cover up their shame of never hearing good music in their lives sadly.
Troop: “That group only makes noise music “

nctzen: this is so funny.
by anonymously nctzen December 06, 2020
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music nazi

someone who can't stand listening to crappy music, or commercials, or whatever happens to piss them off.
therefore, whether covertly or overtly, this individual exerts control over the radio/source of music, regardless of location (i.e. car or your birthday party). can be quite annoying, but some are true gold mines of excellent music.
"I am a complete music nazi. Which is okay, because I am saving us all from your crappy music selection. Yes, I realize it is your boyfriend's sister's cousin's party."
by Music Nazi April 29, 2005
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Trap music

Trap is a style of popular music that FUCKING SUCKS and is TERRIBLE. All trap "music" is just the same five TR-808 patterns with some SoundCloud rapper singing the most edgy shit he can come up with.
hey cuz come listen to my new trap music
by the-saucerful-of-secrets August 28, 2018
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