your mum

your mum.

chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.

by rnboozle January 15, 2022

ur mum

slag

ur mums a slag

by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021

ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies

Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*

by Caverace November 11, 2020

Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.

"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018

Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?

“Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”

by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019

ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

by vble April 28, 2022

Mum

Mum or mom. I love my mom very much. But I love my mum just as much. Its expected that a true momma’s boy love mom. But you never expect a mum. She is a lady that is the grandma to my kids. If I dont treat her right. SetMe right.

I dont deserve my mum. But I am very thankful.

by Permanent Scarlet Letter January 7, 2019