mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

mesow

a deep feeling of sorrow and shared emotional connection.

Friend 1: I am having a really bad day, my cat died..
Friend 2: sigh, mesow

by DEANsamWICH May 14, 2015

Mesopoolioma

A condition emerging at an alarming rate in first world countries in office &cubicle workers. The condition is elusive, but seems to effect the nostrils, lungs, and disposition of the sufferers. It appears 100% in workers that are closely situated near a bathroom.

The poop smell is creeping out, and I'm stuck on the phone in my cubicle. Call for help, my mesopoolioma is flaring up!

by Phil J Fry October 19, 2015

Mesopootamia

When your poo is so large that it piles on the bottom, and breaches the surface; effectively creating a new land mass in your toilet.

Oh man, I may have just birthed a new life form with the mesopootamia I just laid.

by Demonthrall November 4, 2015

Memosopher

A combination of meme and philosopher

1. a person who constantly shares pictures of practical, yet annoying "life" phrases they find on their social media news feeds.

2. a person who gets all of their advice from other memosophers and will in turn, share their pictures of "life" phrases on their own social media accounts in hopes to gain sympathy or cheap attention from those who are lame enough to relate to them.

3. a person who is commonly hidden from an adult's social media news feed.

"She is my friend and all, but she's been reaching for a lot of attention on Facebook lately and has turned into a real memosopher. I hid her after I left a comment on her latest 'meme philosophy' that no one cares."

by yupisaidthat March 23, 2016

mesopygious

It is the crack that is caused by both bottom cheeks.
The anal fissure.

It's so hot, my balls are not only sticking to my legs but my mesopygious is all sweaty

by Luckingfast August 17, 2016

Memosaurus

A meomosaurus is either an in your face freaking crazy person who is obsessed with memes ad nauseum. Or a more friendlier description involves a quirky meme obsessed person who you can forgive for been obnoxiousnessly meme obsessed because theyre really hot and of the preferred sex.

Dam that lady sure is cute, shame shes such a creampuffin memosaurus!

by awakekiwi June 28, 2016