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Masked

A rare being that travels with his main sidekick Zpond. If you find a masked RUN as if you try to fight it. A Zpond will appear and weird stuff will begin to happen to you. Stay away from them they know to many ways to get you crying
A masked killed my best friend and his sidekick Zpond completely ripped my family into pieces.
by Mexscorpio March 4, 2023
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Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023
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Masked Man

Masked man is a character from the hit game mother 3
Person 1: OMG THE MASKED MAN IS-
Person 2: no spoilers dude
by SnickerdoodleL October 22, 2023
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subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
by Frostyfries December 15, 2022
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Gladiator Mask

Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision
Golazooooooo it’s Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, it’s incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.
by Dickdicok May 2, 2023
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