A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
Get the eva-mariamug. by Captain Schack November 20, 2018
Get the bastian and mariamug. Maria Luna is a very Happy-Go-Lucky girl, if this is your name, you probably like pink, and ponies, and will probably be better at baseball if your team uses pink uniforms.
by Poofesure Enjoyer April 14, 2025
Get the Maria Lunamug. A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria Clara is a great person. She is the extrovert friend that everybody wish that one day, they could be a good friend of hers. She is a sporty like person and really strong. Her name means “clear sovereign lady”, “bright sovereign lady” or “pure and luminous woman”. She is very beautiful, even if she thinks she is not. She is a scared person, but she is not “girly” at all. If you are in a bad mood, she can make u happy and excited. Also, she is a LOVELY person. She is also beautiful inside. She is so good at soccer and cooking.
by Just a (not) normal person May 29, 2022
Get the Maria Claramug. An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
Get the Mariamug. Liya's are totally outgoing , and have a ton of friends but at the same time is also really stubborn. They mostly are slim , with dark brown eyes and like to have short hair . They have a face that is always ready to laugh and break into a smile. They are incredibly pretty , hot , sexy and awe inspiring. She's beautiful from the inside out. She is defenitly the best of the best friend you could ever ask . If you ever lose someone like her , you'll regret it.
by User@14 August 14, 2023
Get the Liya Mariamug.