One who only speaks their native tongue and is unwilling or incapable of learning another language. An England football supporter shouting his beer order in english at a French waiter in France is a perfect example of a Linguatard.
Daniel: Bonjour Paul, ça va bien?
Paul: What the hell are you on about? You garlic muncher!
Daniel: Oh Paul, you are super awesome chap, but you are a bit of a Linguatard.
Paul: Whatever, you can keep your French crap, I'm of for a good honest English baguette.
Paul: What the hell are you on about? You garlic muncher!
Daniel: Oh Paul, you are super awesome chap, but you are a bit of a Linguatard.
Paul: Whatever, you can keep your French crap, I'm of for a good honest English baguette.
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Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)
Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)
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Get the Linger Finger mug.Linguaphobia is described as the fear of foreign or unknown languages. The term 'Linguaphobia' began rising in popularity after huge ethnic neighbourhoods of people speaking in foreign languages continued to sprout up mainly in Europe due to the mass migration of refugees. 'Linguaphobia' is on track to become a new pedantic insult directed at people that do not want their national language to be replaced by unassimilating foreigners in their own country.
Greg: "Just look at what's happening to this town, for crying out loud, just about half of the people here don't even speak English these days..."
Simon: "Hey Greg, I didn't take you for a nazi with linguaphobia! These fighting aged refugees fled their country because of economic issues, they didn't have time to learn our language, and so what if their birth rate is twice as high as ours and their language is on track to be the dominant one by the turn of the century!"
Greg: "I'm not linguaphobic, Simon! I couldn't give a damn which language someone speaks, I just don't want my people's national language being replaced!"
Mohammed: "كنت الخنازير الغربية !"
Simon: "Hey Greg, I didn't take you for a nazi with linguaphobia! These fighting aged refugees fled their country because of economic issues, they didn't have time to learn our language, and so what if their birth rate is twice as high as ours and their language is on track to be the dominant one by the turn of the century!"
Greg: "I'm not linguaphobic, Simon! I couldn't give a damn which language someone speaks, I just don't want my people's national language being replaced!"
Mohammed: "كنت الخنازير الغربية !"
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Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
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