White Jordans

White Jordans

The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.

Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.
John:Hey, Darrel, you better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*
by M@t and Mia November 02, 2009
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Air Jordans

A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.
Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!

Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.
by Ms. Shoehead November 03, 2006
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Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 14, 2010
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Jordan Biggs

a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D
Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:
by IDatedThisDouche July 22, 2011
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Jordan Ruple

Jordan Ruple, a different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan ruple, and i like to ride it all night long, it is just massive.
by goddamnthesenames September 06, 2006
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Jordan Hayes

A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ; very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur
Jordan Hayes is an amazing guitarist from florida .

i saw jordan hayes play at neptunes in tampa.
by Amandaneptunes November 18, 2012
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