Eric Johnson

A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.

John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"

by Sarratt Smith-Brown October 21, 2010

Ethan Johnson

A rude boy who will seem nice at first but will treat you like trash. dont be decieved by his looks hes just a bully.

girl: Theres this boy at my school he use to be so nice and sweet but now hes a dickhead.
friend: Is his name Ethan Johnson
girl: Yes how did you know
Friend: Its a secret my friend

by mentally_disturbed_llama August 8, 2015

brett johnson

A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.

Dude look at that dude acting like a brett johnson!

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

Joel Johnson

A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.

"He's a real Joel Johnson"

by Harredddd October 11, 2016

Pulling A Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.

I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!

by DJ Snatchums August 28, 2010

Frosty Johnson

When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.

man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"

Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"

Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"

by Snack Foods April 15, 2009

Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011