by Lusaaass June 12, 2019
Kanker krijgen
by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024
The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods December 08, 2015
Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
by Beingsteph August 01, 2022
The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.
Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.
Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.
by Beingsteph August 06, 2022
Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!
by Burnt out soul February 03, 2016
This little small thing is some skinny thing ye and like it makes no sense like guys always wearing a mask like makes no sense like
by jayyymaxi September 29, 2023