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Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.
Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”
by Jadeg1126 June 7, 2018
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Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?
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Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.
Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.
by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019
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Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.
Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?
by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019
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Jacob Veiga

Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.
“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”
by prankingsloth May 23, 2019
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jacob borree

Literally the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. Thinks he’s the shit but is really a beta male that mooches off of alpha males. Has a lifestyle revolving around memes and is probably in a chart school.
Lmao look at Jacob Borree over there. What a cuck.
by Areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs May 24, 2019
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