Italian tuneup

When bad mechanics, usually greasy italian guys, rev the shit out of your engine to try to fix a problem. Usually results in more damage.

Vito's not a real mechanic, all he does is give italian tuneups and say its fixed.

by Max Tr March 24, 2009

Italian Guy

A guy who has an extremely distant relative from Italy. This leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.

Did you see that "Italian Guy" in the sweat suit and gold chain? What a tool.

by mrshosey May 16, 2009

Italian banker

The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.

After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.

by Bob Dobolina October 27, 2007

italian chandelier

the other guy who made this definition is retarded.

yeah...fuck that douche magnet

by tub girl ass eater March 28, 2005

Italians

A great, beautiful country with great people and great food. The Italians are often looked down upon by wankers such as archi and other ignorant bastards that think they are better than the ities even though they probably eat italian food on a daily basis like most people in the world. The Italians are often looked down upon by their involvement with the axis in the second world war but most people seem to ignore the fact that during Mussolini's dictatorship and friendship with Hitler, there was a group of proud Italian civilians and military deserters that fought heavily against fascist groups. In fact you could say that whilst the British Americans and Russians were fighting in Germany, the Italians were fighting their own civil war on their own turf against a wrong reigime. Italy is a great country but full of social problems. Some members of the government are part of fascist parties or involved with Italian organised crime. There is a very strong 'divario' in Italy with the constant fight between communists, fascists/nazi supporters, anarchists and pacifists.
Italy, although a beautiful and very well known country with maybe the hottest girls on the planet, is still very poor and is considered to be a european 'third world country' with a government that very recently failed.
Oh and another thing, if you ever go to Italy or meet an Italian, don't piss them off beacause they are a very proud nation with very strong feelings for their nationality. I know this very well seeing as I am an Itie myself

Who conquered half the world and kept hold of it for hundreds of years? The Italians
Which country almost overthrew a fascist reigime without the help of the Americans and British? Oh yeah the Italians
Which country makes the best food? Italy
Which country has the nicest most good looking and fittest girls in the world? Italy
Which is the nationality which everyone wants to be? Italian or Irish
Italians are the best

by Fabio, Forza Roma April 11, 2008

Italian Stallion

A person who is a true italian, and does everything to stand up for Italy, even when they lose in rugby

Boy 1: Oh Italy was so bad in the rugby, they can't play for shit

Italian Stallion: Don't you dare insult Italy you bitch! *backhand*

by thisisarealdefinition October 9, 2011

italians...ginas....ginos

ginoz are reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllyyy hott guyzdat wear kappa n are italian

"whoaaaa look @ those hot ginoz!!"

by im_not_a_skank July 31, 2003