Long Island

ok for all you people who say that if you dont live in the 5 boroughs then your upstate then your just plain retarded.. i live in manhasset which is literally 10 minutes away from bayside which is queens, so yea unless they are hicks in bayside which i highly doubt there are NO hicks 10 minutes away.. just because it is considered long island doesnt mean that if you live in manhasset you arent a real new yorker or dont have an accent or watever the hell the rest of you illiterate idiots who waste their time on this say, this is supposed to tell you a definition of a place, not judge it and put in your own opinions so get a life and stop arguing about this and most importantly get your damn facts straight.. because dont try to tell me that you or your friends or parents or people you know dont come to manhasset to go to the americana.. because you DO.. and its not hicky and we dont have farms just cause its on long island

long island girls do it better

thats why all your city butts are in the hamptons for your summers and most of you have houses there!

by greekgirl25 December 28, 2005

Long Island

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.

Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.

by Steve March 16, 2005

The Lonely Island

Madagascar.

Hey, man! Let's take a vacation trip to The Lonely Island!

by Zuon July 7, 2011

city island

home of matt bollati, sarima ali, liz borodkin, angelo labate, a few of my other friends, and a bunch of various potheads. people here do crazy stuff like skateboard off roofs into pools and smoke down at the beach and swim without lifeguards (GASP!). yeah basically it's an isolated suburb where it's safe to go out late at night because the only thing around are drug dealers and seafood restaurants.

city island is so fucking wack, it should be made into a whole other borough.

by enikay January 20, 2005

Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006

Grand Island

a town in central Nebraska. Known mostly for meth, mexicans, and having the only real shopping mall between Lincoln and Denver, oh and Husker Harvest Days. Its a town mostly built on meat packing, and farm equipment manufacturing, so theres not too much going on

Grand Island is a shithole, i guess will have to drive 100 miles to lincoln to have some fun

by bennyp May 28, 2008

Staten Island Girl

A girl from Staten Island. If the specimen is found around the South Shore of the island she is likely to have bad tans, gaudy style and that signature accent. A North Shore Staten Island Girl may not exhibit all these properties, but don't be fooled she is still a Staten Island Girl. Though not likely to have a fake tan and rather than gaudy style, has mad style, her accent still possesses a unique twang. For all the good and bad that can be said about these girls, don't fuck with one if you don't want your ass handed to you. They smoke mad blunts. Staten Island Girls are known to be fearless with reckless abandon when confronted negatively or just having to lay shit down. Treat one right and she will stick by you through thick and thin, cause that's the way her daddy raised her- or maybe not, just don't fuck with them, you'll get your ass handed to you.

Staten Island Girl monologue : aw mah gawwwd yoiur such a biccchtch gwakaka gwakaka gwakaka they would let me in at pachaaa so i went too eclipseee and this guy bawwght me madd drinks but then his tan dripped onto my dress and i thought, oh this is hot and we fucked in the back of his truckk gwaka gwaka gwaka, then he left me and started talking to my friend and shes suck a slut whore bich gwaka gwakak gwaka!

by eyeeaster September 11, 2010