Turkish Two Step

The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.

Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.

by eric68 November 19, 2009

stepping in dog shit

Jack Day

Jack Day found himself stepping in dog shit again

by UBHRFCdogshitsocial October 28, 2013

red headed step child

an unwanted, (ashamed of) child. Less than desired child

Mike was the red headed step child of the family, treated pretty shabbily.

by Laura Hall January 07, 2004

My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

step yo pussy up

If you ain't got your shit together, then put your best shoes on, wrap it around your good pussy, and step it up.

"Bitch! Step yo pussy up, and come back to me. #stepyopussyup ."

by KDog791 March 15, 2016

Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

sugar step brother

A guy who pays for your laundry cycle at the public washing (laundry) while you put the laundry in the washing....machine.

Vanessa: Tristan, do you want to be my sugar step brother, I don't have money at me and I have lots of laundry to do.
Tristan: Ok but can we woohoo/duck later?

by Souffledamian November 26, 2021