Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 21, 2018
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Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
by MakingBathroom April 30, 2018
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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.
Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.
by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. April 16, 2018
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wind up girl

When a girl gets taken and the person forces a key into there spine and also forces them to wear skirts so they look like a doll. These girls have a lot of explaining to there parents what happened. Once there key stops spinning they have to rely on the people near them to wind her back up. There names are Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison
Of fuck she needs to be wound up before Charlize dies. She look like a doll and has a skirt. They have a lot of explaining Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison wind up girl
by Joe mama extreme December 24, 2019
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New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes
by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020
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Wind That Never Dies

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

Y e s
"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."
by Error_Z July 11, 2021
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Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.
‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing
by Candyshaft October 28, 2020
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