by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019
Get the Chimmy gone wildmug. by venuswentaway March 19, 2023
Get the Wild TripleTangentmug. Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
by Jxmmy667 July 18, 2023
Get the Obi-Wildmug. by Tricks911 November 23, 2024
Get the The Busy Wildmug. Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.
by Speckt March 3, 2022
Get the Going buck wild, vigorouslymug. considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve
by Sexydimma February 21, 2015
Get the wild tangentmug. Proper English for wil 'n out.
by randydarsh April 2, 2015
Get the wild and outmug.