*grabs bottle* IM GONNA BOTTLE YA TILL YOUR KNEECAPS ARE BACKWARDS LIKE SQUIDWARDS WHEN HE GETS A CRAMP
by I’m gonna bottle ya December 25, 2020
Get the bottle yamug. by manufacturer February 14, 2017
Get the sport bottle wholesalemug. While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.
“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025
Get the Carolina Bottle Rocketmug. A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
Get the Bottle Caps Candymug. I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
Get the Floating around like a fart in a bottlemug. Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.
Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"
by centurionsect September 16, 2024
Get the Pickford's Water Bottlemug. A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014
Get the jake bottlemug.