Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 18, 2021

Bottle Tossing

When your dick is hard and you're lying down on the ground and your girl is naked and has to jump onto your dick trying to land on it without breaking it

Guy 1: Aw fuck man I broke my dick.
Guy 2: wtf how?
Guy 1: I was bottle tossing with my girl

by JENGAJUICE0951 July 15, 2022

Water Bottle Challenge

When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.

Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.

by Dick beater321 October 21, 2022

Bottled that

When you screw something up. Basically like the meaning of botched something.

Damn I bottled that exam.

You totally bottled that interview you won't get the job.

by Flip27th June 11, 2022

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 25, 2017

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022