Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 08, 2006

Missouri Boat Ride

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

by blessure grave April 25, 2010

Mississippi boat ride

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.

Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

by mr_boatride January 05, 2010

Glass-Bottom Boat

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

little man in the boat

A clitoris. It looks like a little man in a boat. AKA little boy in the boat

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Man in the Boat with Anchor

In reference to man in the boat, which is a womans clitoris. The man in boat with anchor is in reference to a clit piercing.

Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"

by Utah Ski Bums May 21, 2010