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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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Music Theory

The principles/guidlines of classical, real music. Modern musicians tend to neglect music theory or have little knowledge of it. However, most knowledgeable musicians have a basic idea of theory. (Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen to cite two)
Person 1: "Hey, play me a Em, FM, and GM in common time so I can put together a solo using the Em scale."
Person 2: "Whats common time?"
Person 1: "Oh great, I'm jamming with a moron."

You look like an asshole when you don't know music theory.
by Markus5273 October 3, 2005
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butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.
Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!
by Kowulz April 4, 2007
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noise music

Noise music is a phrase that’s used by people who have no taste in music. They use “noise music” to cover up their shame of never hearing good music in their lives sadly.
Troop: “That group only makes noise music “

nctzen: this is so funny.
by anonymously nctzen December 6, 2020
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music nazi

someone who can't stand listening to crappy music, or commercials, or whatever happens to piss them off.
therefore, whether covertly or overtly, this individual exerts control over the radio/source of music, regardless of location (i.e. car or your birthday party). can be quite annoying, but some are true gold mines of excellent music.
"I am a complete music nazi. Which is okay, because I am saving us all from your crappy music selection. Yes, I realize it is your boyfriend's sister's cousin's party."
by Music Nazi April 29, 2005
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Trap music

Trap is a style of popular music that FUCKING SUCKS and is TERRIBLE. All trap "music" is just the same five TR-808 patterns with some SoundCloud rapper singing the most edgy shit he can come up with.
hey cuz come listen to my new trap music
by the-saucerful-of-secrets August 28, 2018
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trap music

music you listen to while selling your dope in da trap mostly southern rap, T.I., jezzy, lil webbie, bun b, etc
T.I. even named his hit album this
yo, bert put on some trap music, the package just arrived, it is grind time
by bert2 July 11, 2005
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