Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion
by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021

The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
