Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.

My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011

horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 6, 2003