A slang word with a hundred different definitions, 90% that were made up on the fly here at urbandictionary.com, to the point where it could be substituted for so many words you have no idea what the f**k someone would be talking about if he/she used each and every one.
A:Yo, I was listening to HOUSE at my HOUSE and my pants were HOUSED so low my HOUSE was hanging out. I then HOUSED up some Campbell's soup I HOUSED from the Bop-N-Ho. The stereotypical Indian storeowner got upset so I HOUSED that muhf**kah up.
B:Fa real?
A:Fa real. The Cowboys suck, I wish they'd take the HOUSE.
B:Man, I tell ya what, if the Cowboys take the HOUSE I'll HOUSE out my girl's HOUSE.
A:Fa real?
B:Fa real.
B:Fa real?
A:Fa real. The Cowboys suck, I wish they'd take the HOUSE.
B:Man, I tell ya what, if the Cowboys take the HOUSE I'll HOUSE out my girl's HOUSE.
A:Fa real?
B:Fa real.
by Steelo J. November 7, 2004
Get the house mug.probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
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Get the eat me out of house and home mug.the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."
"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
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Bill: Nah, I'm gunna listen to some HOUSE MUSIC.
Bill: Nah, I'm gunna listen to some HOUSE MUSIC.
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