A horrible sexual act involving 5 french speaking lumberjacks from Canada. The act involves all participating Canadians to cover themselves in scalding maple syrup, slathering it upon all areas and orifices of their bodies. Moose antlers are then used as giant dildos which can accomodate more than one Canadian at a time. These rough boney moose ticklers are quite rough and rectal bleeding is quite common. To finish this sexual act one Canadian is chosen at random to be bashed in the skull with the Stanley cup, subsequently rendering him unconcious, while the others ejaculate all over his bloody syrup covered body. The yelling of the phrase "Aye" is also common by the participating ejaculators.
The Canadian magazine "The Beaver" renamed itself to "Canada's History" to avoid online porn filters...How did they not know what It really meant...
by The Lumberjack Raper February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010
Get the native american historymug. The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007
Get the American history xmug. while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.
while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)
by nutriaoso February 5, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.
by DickSweats February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by exsess March 9, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.
by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.