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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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Shoppin and hoppin

To go to different doctor offices with the specific goal of getting narcotics to fuel an addiction or to sell for profit. And after getting all the narcotics you can from one doctor, repeating the process.
She's a regular. She's known for shoppin and hoppin. So she on the blacklist and isn't allowed narcotics. Tell her so she will leave.
by troublem8kR February 7, 2024
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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