by SladeIsACronkHead July 08, 2021
by Rawrrrr. February 21, 2009
by jjmike October 24, 2015
someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.
"jeeeeez, have yo seen that tat head?"
" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?
" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?
by poobear2 October 05, 2011
When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 30, 2009
by Em945 September 18, 2016