Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.

She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.

by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010

grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.

"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"

by thereal89 October 8, 2011

Greasy Hogg

The ever classic hook-up move where a man takes a lady to a movie, orders popcorn with butter on it, cuts a hole in the bottom and slides his man parts into the popcorn so when his lady gets hungry for some popcorn she gets a handful of man meat.

Gus: Hey Jobin, are you gonna bust out the Greasy Hogg move tonight?

Jobin: Oh hell yeah!

by Hewhowaitsendsuplate November 15, 2011

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

Gregson'd

Beyond Drunk. unable to walk, talk or hold liquids internally. Usually seen in Blackpool town or at various party destinations around Spain, usually with bile down one leg.

"I was so Gregson'd last night I ended up spending 10 euros in the hotel car park"
"he's been flexing his chest by the pool ALL day! he's so Gregson'd"
"he's the oldest person on this boat party and he's absolutely Gregson'd!"

by Captain Gregson'd July 25, 2013

greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013

greasy nugs

The chicken nuggets that are so greasy and so cheap that they are the highpoint of your day.

Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"

by greenpiglet October 4, 2013