Grab ass day

Every 9th of March is official grab ass day so find some thic bitches

Ig: 1.kxleem
Snap: K.24z

Thic bitch:
Why that mother fucker grab my ass

Other thic bitch:
It’s good it’s grab ass day

by Dildouicorn69 March 5, 2020

National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

National Grab a thigh

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!

“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”

by Idek:) June 4, 2019

Scrot Grab

An individual who acts in such a manner that they closely resemble the ever-popular douchebag and chode suck

Girl: Hey, you see that guy over there? That's my ex boyfriend.

Guy: Oh yea?

Girl: Yea. He's such a scrot grab

by soadluvr8 January 26, 2010

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

text-grab

A.k.a. "text-snatch" or "text-capture"; it refers to a nifty-thrifty "quick fingers" maneuver to permit da viewing of an online news-article for free when da page's host wants you to pay for da privilege of reading said content. You know da scenario --- ya start out to read an interesting write-up on some recent event or research-revelation, only to have da page abruptly go dark after a few seconds when you'd been "just getting into it", and then an impudent cheeky pop-up window appear dat heartlessly states, "Oops --- you need to have a paid subscription to read this article!" or, "We're pleased that you're enjoying our content. Pay $"X" amount to continue reading." But of course, clever penny-pinching little sneak dat you are, you --- unlike all of those naive 'n' clueless other 99% of da web-viewers --- know a "cheat code" for accessing da precious essay despite dat greedy company's disgusting coercive measure that attempts to extract funds outta ya... rather than resignedly "shelling out", you simply click da "back" arrow and then bring up da article-page again, but this time you hastily perform da "ctrl+a" key-tap to "select" (highlight) da entire article, then do a "ctrl+c" key-punch to store da page's words into memory. This way, even if da page goes dark again, you won't "lose" da words dat you were trying to read. You then open a blank "Notepad" (simple-text only) page, paste da stored words int it, and then smugly start reading.

Performing a text-grab is not only a great way to read "pay-to-view" articles for free, but it saves "wasted" money, as well, since nine times outta ten you probably find da content of said essays fairly mundane and unrelated to you or your life, anyway, and so you would probably have felt "let down" after paying to read said content, since you would feel dat you'd "spent good money for nothing" when none of da material was all dat interesting to you, after all.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019