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I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection
by Random gay dude April 16, 2022
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Got the short straw

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.
by kahramanj August 6, 2019
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got good speaks

1. to be well-chosen in spoken words;
2. to be able to select the appropriate verbiage with ease;
3. a desirable trait, implying education and the good use thereof
A want the next speaking engagement. I got good speaks.

Will's our chief negotiator. He's got good speaks.

"...and the next thing I knew I was in bed with him. I don't know how it happened, but he had such good speaks I didn't care."
by JockDoc78 April 6, 2009
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aqua got norted

When something in a show or other type media happens that causes a fan to geek out so much that they can’t articulate words probably.
Ron: Heard about the season finally of that show you like. How ya doing buddy?
David: AQUA GOT NORTED!!!!
(Also see: shook)
by XxxSpook_masterxxX October 13, 2019
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got ya hat

A magic phrase that activates a brutal beating on the user.
Jake Paul: "Got ya hat!"
Floyd: "So you have chosen death" *proceeds to beat the shit out of Jake*
by Big_Boi_Shade May 7, 2021
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mans got a text

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island
by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019
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Got in on the ground floor

A business term meaning to join a company at or very close to the time it was founded—allowing you to potentially gain senority/executive authority early and obtain a high percentage of company stock ownership before the company gets big.
Jeff is probably worth $50 million now, I heard he got in on the ground floor with BigOil and owns over 10% of their stock!
by Engineer kid June 7, 2018
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