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Google Translate

The world's funniest Google website. Simply choose a language, do an Irish jig on your computer keyboard, and you will get a VERY accurate translation. For example, fryfryfryfryfryfryfry from Welsh becomes "wondrous wonders". Incredible!
With the power of Google translate, I can turn "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." into "Long walls and black anger."!!!
by Mr Half-written Dictionary April 28, 2021
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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google
Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?
by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020
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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.
by Doguehaus September 15, 2019
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Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
by Miksah August 16, 2019
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Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.
Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014
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Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.
"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."
by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009
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