When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
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Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
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