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friend jealous

when you become over protective over your friendship with another
tyler joseph of twenty one pilots gets friend jealous too easily
by lzizzle November 18, 2016
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friend whore

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.
"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"
by SJ Cole April 28, 2008
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friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
by The real Agame January 6, 2010
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Friend of Doherty

A person who uses hard drugs, in a reference to Pete Doherty, who is famed for his chemical excesses, but is still a legend. It is a play on the expression friend of Dorothy, a term used to describe gay people.
"I wouldn't go near that guy if I was you, I heard he's a Friend of Doherty"
by guz90 August 1, 2008
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friend of ellen

used to describe a lesbian by referring to fellow lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Similar to friend of dorothy used to describe a gay man.
is she a friend of ellen?
by February 28, 2011
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Friend Scale

The friend scale is used to define how good of a friend you are with someone. Once you are in a committed relationship though, you are no longer in the friend scale. The friend scale is as follows:

F1 – First meeting
F2 – Large group hangouts
F3 – Small group hangouts
F4 – Hang out one-on-one
F5 – Dating interest
F6 – Single date plus first kiss
F7 – Made out
F8 – Petting
F9 – Oral
F10 – Sex

F1 – F4 can be anyone of your friends, same sex or not. Two straight guys could consider each other F4’s. Also, each person doesn’t have to share the same friend scale ranking. And example would be that John considers Jane a F5 but Jane only thinks of John as a F4.

It is not necessary to hit each friend number, you may meet someone (F1) but quickly become a F5 without ever haven been F2-F4. F6-F10 are reserved for dating or friends with benefits.
And to define where a friendship is going you can add a + or – afterwards. Such as, if Jane had gone on a date with John and kissed him, but does not intend to date him again, she would think of John as a F6-. A little time would need to go by before she could officially demote him to F5 or lower though. But if the date had gone well, it would be a F6+

Decimal places would be used for situations where it was between two friend scale numbers.

An asterisk(*) could be used to share further information, such as we are friends now but used to date.
After having become F1s on the friend scale with Jane at the party, John look forward to becoming F4s some day.

When Jane got too drunk at the party she quickly took her F4 with John to a F10-, because she was not going to hit that again.
by jsunn December 29, 2009
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Friend Hopper

One who is not part of your group of friends, yet who dates many of your friends in sequence.
"I never really knew Mary, until she dated Zack, Ken, Roger, and Cody all within a year. Quite a friend hopper, eh?"
by FUGGYEW November 11, 2009
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