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Friend Wall 

When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them
Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.
Friend Wall by poonmaster90 January 29, 2012
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friend jealous 

when you become over protective over your friendship with another
tyler joseph of twenty one pilots gets friend jealous too easily
friend jealous by lzizzle November 18, 2016

friend whore 

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.
"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"

friend whore by SJ Cole April 28, 2008

friend-bench 

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
friend-bench by The real Agame January 6, 2010

Friend of Doherty

A person who uses hard drugs, in a reference to Pete Doherty, who is famed for his chemical excesses, but is still a legend. It is a play on the expression friend of Dorothy, a term used to describe gay people.
"I wouldn't go near that guy if I was you, I heard he's a Friend of Doherty"
Friend of Doherty by guz90 August 1, 2008

friend of ellen 

used to describe a lesbian by referring to fellow lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Similar to friend of dorothy used to describe a gay man.
is she a friend of ellen?
friend of ellen by February 28, 2011

Friend Hopper 

One who is not part of your group of friends, yet who dates many of your friends in sequence.
"I never really knew Mary, until she dated Zack, Ken, Roger, and Cody all within a year. Quite a friend hopper, eh?"
Friend Hopper by FUGGYEW November 11, 2009