French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

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French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 6, 2022

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French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

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When you visit Paris, hook up with a friend in their apartment. In your acts, forcefully shove a pre shaken up Fanta soda into their anus. Their muscles should pop the tab on it, exploding their anus with the sticky, sweet, orange substance. And now, you have committed your very first French Fanta.

Yo, I heard Ricky just did his first French Fanta last night! The apartment smelled so bad afterwards!

by StickySodaPoppy December 18, 2021

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