free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.

Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.

by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015

Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.

Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with

by Lee Austin October 15, 2010

free-corps

a paramilitary citizen group of military (especially combat) veterans that, in time of social unrest or national crisis, is able to kick ass and resolve the problem

Germany's "Freikorps" (free-corps) during the Weimar Republic years (between World War I and World War II) was able to put down Marxist revolutionary movements, especially in the Bavarian Socialist Republic.

by Venster January 11, 2014

Dairy free

Possibly some of the coolest people around - especially if they’re wheat free as well

Have you seen mimi? She’s dairy free!

by mxmi.cj October 18, 2019

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021