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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
by ajkl19 July 28, 2018
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Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.
Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice
by vampzx3 December 18, 2024
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Football head

“Oh, that ryan? Likethe football head one?”
by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023
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Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.
Let’s watch some football!
by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022
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Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.
Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!
by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020
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Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.
I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.
by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011
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