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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
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Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
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football

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football ggg
by uwelcome July 12, 2023
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Football

A game where grown men fight over a ball
I’m gonna go watch football
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Football

by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021
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Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 11, 2024
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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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