Evan

My friend said his definition was egg. He egg

"You Evan" . 1. You could use this in the instance of becoming offence in an argument 2. To describe Evans 3. A scoundrel

by EggPerson101 March 1, 2022

Evan

Loves sandwiches

You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan

by FancyCooking January 11, 2022

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022

Evaned

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023

evan

Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it

"Not the evan ones"

by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018

Evan

the horniest man alive. mr steal your girl.

Watch your girlfriend around evan.

by big baller 123 November 22, 2021