Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.

"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"

by ItzFlamez April 26, 2017

Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.

Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Edward Teach

trash; literal garbage.

"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."

by gal67 November 24, 2018

Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.

"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."

by Christina13 February 7, 2010

Edward-itis

N: A disease of the mind where the victim suffers feelings and emotions very similar to the ones Edward Cullen experiences while dating Bella Swan. Symptoms are: Being absolutely convinced you like the other person more than they could possibly like you, Being jealous of people you usually think of as beneath you, constantly being concerned over the safety of your lover, and having a desire to drive them everywhere in your shiny silver car.

Steve was wracked with emotions he had never felt before while dating Tiffany. He couldn't focus on anything else because he was so jealous of others around her and concerned that she could never fully return the enormous emotion he felt for her. He was suffering Edward-itis.

by Shidoni8 March 18, 2009

edward cullin

Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.

He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.

As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.

It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.

Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.

by edwardcullinisagoodfishy June 21, 2009

Edward Cullen

One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

by Proud Penelope May 14, 2011