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michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
by inDev_ April 4, 2021
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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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ED

me: ED
Everyone else: halleluiah

halleluiah halleluiah
halleluiah
halleeeeluuuuiah
by nishi nishi noo noo May 4, 2023
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Will Beere-ed

To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.
Anton: You got Will Beere-ed
Kaden: Oh shoot you're right :(
by itscameron September 13, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
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Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.
Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!
by DAO1428 October 23, 2013
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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