eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.

I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!

by fw103 August 28, 2021

eating cd's

When a singer sings a song live and it sounds like a studio version

omg she sounds so good, shs must be eating cd's

by donutuseurealname May 8, 2019

eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020

Greedy eating

The act of eating when you are not remotely hungry or have just eaten

I had 3 meals and 3 snacks today so at this point I am just greedy eating

by Alypop April 16, 2017

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

Reverse eating

Reverse eating is the act of shoving something up your ass so far, until it comes out of your mouth again.

"I'm going to reverse eat"

"What's reverse eating?"

"Oh, you can look up the definition of reverse eating on urban dictionary"

by Cimly December 23, 2018

Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

by mrshiteater April 5, 2010