rabbit ears

Ears that you hold on to have good control over the persons head while they are performing fellatio on you.

Ken wuz happy that dis ho, Amy, had good rabbit ears, otherwise she would have pulled away before he blew, da bitch ain't no goo gobbler!

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Bunny Ears

The act of slicing a penis vertically down the pee hole splitting into two equal halves to the pubic bone (still attached to the torso). Then, with two hands at opposing 45 degree angles, jerk/jack them off.

Ashwin : What did you do last night?
Pat : This girl gave me bunny ears.

by fuktd March 1, 2009

ear job

when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. With no happy ending.

Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?

Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.

Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.

Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.

by mrsketch November 2, 2012

ear plug

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves

i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

ape ear

See 'monkey ear'.

see 'monkey ear'

by Wizza March 12, 2004

Ear Nugget

A big ball of earwax that may or may not fall out of one's ear.

Oh that is just sick. A big ear nugget just fell out of your ear. Ever think of cleaning out your ears?

by Darbage June 9, 2011

Dumbo Ears

When your shaved sweaty ball sack gets stuck to your legs. The shaved sack looks like Dumbo's ears and your dick is the trunk.

After a long run, I like to look in the mirror at my Dumbo Ears to see how well it stuck.

by Old Jew Man August 6, 2012