Deucemospherescience

The study of deucemospheres and how deucemospheres come into existence. People who study deucemospheres are known as deucemospherescientists. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published peer reviwed scholarly articles on the subject

Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.

Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Let me study deucemospherescience so I can become a deucemospherescientist.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

deuceitis

A severe case of diarrhea, commonly caused from eating tons of unhealthy food.

After eating 5 chili dogs back-to-back, Kevin had developed the most intense deuceitis of his life.

by emmaytrubl September 19, 2014

Deuce

A poop/shit
to drop a deuce is the same as taking a shit

BRB, gotta go drop a deuce.

by fghjklkjhgfdsdefcgvhb August 8, 2016

DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Drucifer

A guy that at one time was gods favorite angel. Banished to hell, with no room for him and Lucifer, he is forced to live his days on Earth.

Typically a guy that can charm your mom or your girlfriend into what ever they want

Someone of many talents and skills typically used in getting his way or making his way in every situation.

That dude over there hes Drucifer, don't let your hot mom meet him... he just might become your new step dad

Person 1 - "Who's the new guy?"
Person 2 - "Oh that's Drucifer, every one knows him!"

by B*RAD January 4, 2021

Forty Deuce

What you call the new 42 ounce bottle of Olde English Malt Liquor. The ones you can't break over some fools head anymore.

Brandon told Shane to go pick him up a Forty Deuce at the General Store because he is too busy knitting a sweater for this winter.

by OneBrownKlown July 7, 2018

Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019