discordism

religious beliefs that ones life is entirely connected to the app discord.

Side effects to becoming a member of this religion may include. racism, homosexuality, addiction to discord, and even more!

founder: Ben C

Discord username: Fiddle (account deleted)

1. "discordism is the best!"

2. "I get no bitches, that's why I became a member of discordism!"

by chetchup March 7, 2022

Discord

the social life of asocial people

today I played rocket league for 4 hours and then I had a lovely chat with my bestie on discord

by Freed_gg March 18, 2022

discord mod

a person who doesnt touch grass or is really fat that has a 'discord kitten'.

"bro stop being a discord mod"

by SDW_AVV0 March 27, 2022

discord modd

a person that weights at least 500 lbs and eats ten huge buckets of kfc chicken every hour he will ban you for posting memes in #general and will kick you for saying a dark joke they are known as this for there behavior we like to treat the like homo saipiens becasue thats what they are

person 1 the discord modd is fat
discord modd !ban @person 1 insuting a admin

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

Discord Kitten

A discord kitten is Kerem him and dr.siburian have had some chats online on discord about really yummy things and have done the deed in the school bathrooms

Dr.siburian: Kerem sit at the front my discord kitten ~
Kerem: ok daddy
Person : WTFF

by kerem.is.sirs.dicrod.kitten April 3, 2022

Discord

a place where 40 year old men who pay rent in their moms basement sexually groom minors, they typically have 0 life and never ever go outside. Even the company is aware of this by making tweets such as "time to go touch grass guys" (when the servers went down)

P1: hey bro wanna head over to the skatepark or sumn?
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh

by gucci flip phone April 4, 2022

discord

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

May: have u herd discord yet?
June: yeah it is good song

by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022