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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
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Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
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Code-Dildo

A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.
I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.
by ballsandcta November 20, 2022
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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Dildo

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.
President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.
by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024
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dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.
'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!
by ur favee milf July 30, 2022
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Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
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